The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years agoUnbelievable luck!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1690arrow-down114
arrow-up1676arrow-down1imageUnbelievable luck!lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-square@BrightHalo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•2 years agoThis person should buy a lottery ticket!
minus-squareNougatlinkfedilink38•2 years agoBut only one that is printed on the outside whether it’s a winner or a loser, and what prize it is.
minus-square@TriPolarBearz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink15•2 years agoBought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each. 1st one, won a dollar. Cool. 2nd one, won a dollar. Woah! 3rd one, won a dollar. ??? 4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS? Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”
minus-squareBruceTwarzenlinkfedilink7•2 years agoDo you buy a netflix card and think you won something?
This person should buy a lottery ticket!
But only one that is printed on the outside whether it’s a winner or a loser, and what prize it is.
Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.
1st one, won a dollar. Cool.
2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!
3rd one, won a dollar. ???
4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”
Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?
Didn’t realise this was roastme