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@ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

‘It's Important to Celebrate Your Accomplishments,' Says Woman Looking for Any Excuse to Buy a Cheesecake

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‘It's Important to Celebrate Your Accomplishments,' Says Woman Looking for Any Excuse to Buy a Cheesecake

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@ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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29-year-old Tasha Meyers has always maintained that it’s important to celebrate your accomplishments, no matter how big or small. However, Tasha recently admitted that this stance is largely born from her desire to find any reason to buy a cheesecake. “Of course it’s important to celebrate y
  • @owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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    related xkcd

    • Altima NEO
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      Thankfully, bacon makes a fucking mes and stinks up the house for days. The cleanup alone keeps me from cooking it whenever.

      • @insufferableninja@lemdro.id
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        1•1 year ago

        do you not know about cooking it in a microwave on some paper towels?

    • @eatthecake@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      And now i want a maple bacon cheesecake.

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