SpectreM to Comics@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoOnly telling people my height in cm from now onlemmy.mlimagemessage-square188fedilinkarrow-up1923arrow-down119
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minus-square@frezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilink66•1 year agoFun penis fact: if you tell people you’re 6.5 inches, it sounds like you’re trying too hard to get that last bit of length. If you instead say 17cm, that’s just how long you are. You’re welcome, fellow penis owners.
minus-square@ElmarsonTheThird@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink28•1 year agoJust use Millimeter, like a professional.
minus-square@NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink32•1 year agoWell… no one wants to use the word micro in relation to their penis.
minus-square@ReversalHatchery@beehaw.orgcakelinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoWhy would you tell that to anyone?
minus-square@frezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilink8•1 year agoI feel like people on the bus need to know.
Fun penis fact: if you tell people you’re 6.5 inches, it sounds like you’re trying too hard to get that last bit of length. If you instead say 17cm, that’s just how long you are.
You’re welcome, fellow penis owners.
But what if I’m 17.5cm
Just use Millimeter, like a professional.
But what if 175.5mm?
Well… no one wants to use the word micro in relation to their penis.
I’m 75,500 micro meters baby
Americans will better understand as 19.5 9mms
1.755e-1 m
Why would you tell that to anyone?
I feel like people on the bus need to know.
With gusto
I’m roughly 5 attoparsec long