@Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 10 months agoWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?message-square254fedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down16
arrow-up1125arrow-down1message-squareWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?@Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 10 months agomessage-square254fedilink
minus-square@hakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•10 months agoAnd it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
minus-square@stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•10 months agoRookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.