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Sjmarf to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

Defragged Zebra

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Defragged Zebra

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Sjmarf to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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    Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.

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      If they stand close enough and you scan them with a barcode scanner, they show up in the system as beef, but for only $0.21/per pound.

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        How much is dog meat these days anyways dear husky?

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