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The Picard Maneuver to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

It would be a living nightmare

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It would be a living nightmare

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The Picard Maneuver to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @JoShmoe@ani.social
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    25•1 year ago

    Snorlax randomly diverts traffic by napping in the worst place possible.

    • @WayTooDank@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      Fortunately people have alternatives to driving and walking, because predatory birds (and some insects) grow large enough to carry a human.

      • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 year ago

        How big is Pidgey?

        • @WayTooDank@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

          Bulbapedia says 1’, 4 pounds.

          • @skulblaka@startrek.website
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            1 year ago

            Still technically puntable but you’re going to have a hell of a sore ankle afterward.

            Pidgeotto is 3 feet tall and 66 pounds, it could steal your kids if it wanted to.

            • @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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              2•1 year ago

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast’s_eagle

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      They’re frequently used in protests!

      • Natanael
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        12•1 year ago

        Imagine somebody unleashing a flock of Wailords in a protest

        • @skulblaka@startrek.website
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          6•1 year ago

          Considering the relative size of a pokeball and a Wailord, a Wailord is a bomb. Just take your pokeball inside any building you don’t want to exist anymore, and release the Wailord.

          • Natanael
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            4•1 year ago

            In lore pokemon can supposedly scale their size which is part of how the ball works (forcing them to miniaturize), but I don’t recall any show ever showing unlimited resizing

    • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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      4•1 year ago

      Just play the poké flute to wake it up. ♫♫♫

      • @JoShmoe@ani.social
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        3•1 year ago

        Sure, just wake it up. Its that easy.

      • Natanael
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        2•1 year ago

        Then you have to battle the cranky thing

    • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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      1•1 year ago

      I named my Snorlax, Israel.

      “I’m just going to take a nap here”

      “Israel, this is arguably the WORST place you could settle down, you’re surrounded by danger!”

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