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Maven (famous) to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

A Dyson hand dryer in Star Trek (2009)

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A Dyson hand dryer in Star Trek (2009)

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Maven (famous) to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @P1nkman@lemmy.world
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    Oh, they are. It’d be cleaner to lick the general toilet seat than to lick your finger after using one of these. I don’t use them at all.

    • Richard
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      5•1 year ago

      Your hands are supposed to be clean from washing with soap and water. The dryer is just there to make your hands dry because moving around with wet hands isn’t very comfortable.

      • The Pantser
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        But they rapidly suck air in from the surrounding area which means if someone flushes the poo partials are in the air and being blown on your hands.

        • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
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          Gonna let you know that paper towel dispensers aren’t air tight, so they are every bit as contaminated as everything else in the bathroom

          • Nightwatch Admin
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            Paper towels aren’t very good at sucking. If they were, they’d run out faster on the gent’s than Musk buys a social media company.

        • @MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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          And then you have to touch the doorknob/push plate/etc. to leave.

          • @CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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            Just wear gloves ffs

            • @MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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              …why?

              licks fingers clean

              • @nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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                New hygiene unlocked. Gonna stop wasting money on soap.

      • @P1nkman@lemmy.world
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        Yes, that’s the idea. And it works. But you’re hands are no longer clean. Quick search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hands+dryer+bacteria+&t=fpas&ia=web har an impact on me, and i don’t use them at all.

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