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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago

Checkmate

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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago
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    243•1 year ago
    1. Friend makes a company named say “Morgan defence ltd” and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

    2. Company checks our your story. Friend’s company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

    3. Job

    • @dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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      96•1 year ago

      You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

      • @InfiniWheel@lemmy.one
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        49•1 year ago

        “But you are an English major”

        • @zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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          73•1 year ago

          “Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine”

        • Colonel Panic
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          33•1 year ago

          “Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications.”

          • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            19•1 year ago

            It was in fact the major form of communication!

            • @KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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              2•1 year ago

              Some of the people I communicated with were Majors.

        • @dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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          9•1 year ago

          I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

        • @Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          I wrote copy for marketing collateral and technical copy for manuals.

      • Aeri
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        9•1 year ago

        “And you’re trying to get a job at an arby’s?”

    • @ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      -1•1 year ago

      Fraud (y)

      • @WereCat@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        It’s not fraud. Singing is normal.

      • @BearGun@ttrpg.network
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        1•1 year ago

        How is it fraud? No lies are told, not even implied. It would just be the company making assumptions.

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