@glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • 2 years agowizards council ain’t shit rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1265arrow-down10
arrow-up1265arrow-down1imagewizards council ain’t shit rulelemmy.blahaj.zone@glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • 2 years agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-square@Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink26•2 years agoOvarian torsion. Sorry, complain to the council.
minus-square@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink24•2 years agoWhat if I don’t have those either?
minus-square@unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink11•2 years agoThen you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.
minus-square@Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•2 years agoThen a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyerlinkfedilink11•2 years agoTesticles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days
What if I don’t have them? 🤔
Ovarian torsion.
Sorry, complain to the council.
What if I don’t have those either?
OCULAR TORSION
“Twist-o Eyeball-o!”
Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.
Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.
Orifice Shuffle!
Testicles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days