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@Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish •
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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one

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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one

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@Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish •
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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one – The Chaser
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Women can reportedly still smell his Lynx Africa even from that distance
  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    I love the scent of a female.

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      As a humanoid male, i too love the scent of a homo sapien female.

      • @RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world
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        As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. 🧐

        • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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          Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you’re sapient, not merely sentient!

          • Sidyctism II.
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            And with one hand, too!

        • sunzu
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          You dropped your fedora, redditor!

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      I find there’s nothing better than harvesting the scent of a female in a tank, with flower petals of course, and then scrapings it off thier skin. Someday I hope to use it in all five chords of a fragrance.

      • @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Perfume, story of a murderer

    • @AVengefulAxolotl@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Bro wat

      What… why… when did you come up with that username. I regret interpreting it

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        I love the scent of a female.

    • @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2•1 year ago

      Senza una donna

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