LAKELAND, FL—In what the evangelical congregation hailed as a significant step forward for its security capabilities, local megachurch Lakeland Liberty Fellowship confirmed Tuesday it had conducted a successful test of a nuclear missile. “Today’s detonation of a 50-kiloton thermonuclear device should serve as a…
    • OsaErisXero
      15•8 months ago

      There was just an NCD post about the Mormon Industrial Complex yesterday, so in this specific case, no.

        • sp3ctr4lEnglish
          2•8 months ago

          At the rate the world is going, I would not be very surprised if in less than a decade the Mormons just actually did have their own nuclear weapons program.

          Hell I would not be surprised if they currently, secretly own a decommissioned ICBM silo for ‘emergency preparedness’ (read: survival bunker for their most elite elects) reasons.

      • TroyEnglish
        4•8 months ago

        Magic underwear and spaceships. Let’s fucking go eh.