• Angel [any]
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    794 months ago

    Lie about working towards progressive causes.

    Get elected.

    Do nothing progressive. Instead, obsessively back a genocidal regime.

    Have liberals back you for re-election under the assumption that you ever gave a shit.

    Drop out and fade into as much obscurity as you possibly can after all the horror you’ve caused.

    • Egon [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      Crush unions, overturn Roe v. Wade, fund Nazis, expand fracking, fund cops, start wars, do genocide.
      Retire as most progressive president since FDR somehow. Hand over a losing election to a black woman on your way out.

      brandon