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dead [he/him] to news@hexbear.netEnglish • 10 months ago

Joe Biden ends re-election campaign

www.bbc.com

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Joe Biden ends re-election campaign

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  • Egon [they/them]
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    137•10 months ago

    Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
    The mistress of fate fears my calves

    • Runcible [none/use name]
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      74•10 months ago

      Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?

      • Egon [they/them]
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        52•10 months ago

        I’m fearful of the consequences… And also my calves

        • Finger [he/him]
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          51•10 months ago

          no more half measures walter

          • Pili [any, any]
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            39•10 months ago

            no more calf measures Egon

            • Egon [they/them]
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              10 months ago

              oooaaaaaaauhhh (but it’s just my leggies)

    • Blockocheese [any]
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      50•10 months ago

      You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade

      We need more post material

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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        35•10 months ago

        Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio

        • Egon [they/them]
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          23•10 months ago

          Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh

      • Egon [they/them]
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        10 months ago

        The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they’re going to get gay married

        • @redtea@lemmygrad.ml
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          14•10 months ago

          They won’t catch you after all that training.

    • asante [comrade/them]
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      40•10 months ago

      keep up the good work comrade truss-the-plan

      • Egon [they/them]
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        18•10 months ago

        rat-salute-2

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      deleted by creator

      • Egon [they/them]
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        25•10 months ago

        No I think I have to come back for my runs for it to take effect. Like it’s a sort of quantum state where something could have happened at all times but only will have happened when I return home.

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      deleted by creator

    • NoamParenti [they/them]
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      20•10 months ago

      Can you get a treadmill maybe?

      • Egon [they/them]
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        13•10 months ago

        Then I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen

    • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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      19•10 months ago

      Got those Flex Mentallo calves.

      “Hero Of The Beach” more like “Hero of Hexbear”

      • Egon [they/them]
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        6•10 months ago

        Flex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?

        • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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          6•10 months ago

          Gonna be real, I’ve not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison’s work outside of Animal Man.

          • Egon [they/them]
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            6•10 months ago

            It looks like 90’s coked out fun

    • SuperZutsuki [they/them]
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      19•10 months ago

      Go for more runs

      • Egon [they/them]
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        19•10 months ago

        But my leggies hurt! boohoo

        • SuperZutsuki [they/them]
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          8•10 months ago

          Your legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling

        • silent_water [she/her]
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          7•10 months ago

          they get used to it. don’t listen to their whining.

    • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
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      11•10 months ago

      I eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It’ll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.

      • Egon [they/them]
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        6•10 months ago

        Lenin rises from the dead and chokes on an Oreo within minutes

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