Sjmarf to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 2 years agoI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square133fedilinkarrow-up11.16Karrow-down19
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minus-square@fckreddit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish82•2 years agoI have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
minus-square@Muscar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglish17•2 years agoPffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
minus-square@meliaesc@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 years agoHow many hot pockets do you need?!
minus-square@meliaesc@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 years agoI would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
minus-square@Threeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 years agoI have lightning fast wifi at home
minus-square@Etterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 years agoElections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
minus-square@Comment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 years agoThis is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
minus-square@Eheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoBut electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
This guy microwaves
How many hot pockets do you need?!
At least 3.50
I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
I have lightning fast wifi at home
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.