• @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    135 months ago

    Every 24 hours, at noon, small rock appears in one of the shoes they are wearing.

    They will grow a 5 inch translucent hair from the top of one ear every time they drink coffee.

    15 minutes after they ride a bicycle they will have violent diarrhea with 5 minutes of warning signs.

    Alcohol has no effect on them.

    Every time they turn the steering wheel of their car further than 5°, their turn signal indicates the direction that the wheel turns.

    They can hear what their dog or cat is thinking over any distance, but it is only a stream of consciousness because the animal is incapable of understanding that their thoughts are being heard.

    • Dymonika
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      55 months ago

      Alcohol has no effect on them.

      You’re going to have to try again for this one.

      - a teetotaler