𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years agoWhat has been the worst church service you have ever attended?message-square87fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up187arrow-down1message-squareWhat has been the worst church service you have ever attended?𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years agomessage-square87fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@ultranaut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink75•2 years agoI’ve blanked a lot out of my memory but I do remember one particularly awkward time where the pastor spent way too long explaining how god designed the asshole and its not for fucking.
minus-square@CyberMonkey404@lemmy.mllinkfedilink18•2 years agoI’m morbidly curious about the “arguments”
minus-square@voracitude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•2 years agoHow about “it’s usually got at least a little poo on it”? I mean I know it’s not particularly effective, but if it were true of something like ice cream I bet sales would drop. (Tangentially related: https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/coogee-bay-hotel-gelato-poo-2008/)
I’ve blanked a lot out of my memory but I do remember one particularly awkward time where the pastor spent way too long explaining how god designed the asshole and its not for fucking.
It’s always the ones you most expect
I’m morbidly curious about the “arguments”
How about “it’s usually got at least a little poo on it”?
I mean I know it’s not particularly effective, but if it were true of something like ice cream I bet sales would drop. (Tangentially related: https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/coogee-bay-hotel-gelato-poo-2008/)
Oh yuck