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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 10 months ago

Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong

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Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 10 months ago
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  • @PriorityMotif@lemmy.world
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    37•10 months ago

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    • @You_are_dust@lemm.ee
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      • @Kanda@reddthat.com
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        16•10 months ago

        No matter what you do, it’s wrong. Thus we revert to rule 1 and 2; be attractive

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          3•10 months ago

          Hold on, you messed up the rules. 2 is don’t be unattractive.

          • @Kanda@reddthat.com
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            4•10 months ago

            Oh damn, that’s why I’m not getting any chicks

      • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        6•10 months ago

        You also have to break eye contact periodically. Body language is complex.

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      14•10 months ago

      I find small breasts the most attractive, but sometimes large breasts are just so eye-catching that you can’t not look at them, especially when a large proportion of the surface area is not covered. It’s especially annoying to have women offended by this when it’s not even my thing.

    • @pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I feel like making hard eye contact would be creepy so I just don’t look at women. Wow that sounds terrible, more I just look at the ground while walking and don’t look at anyone. Hmmm, not sure that’s an improvement…

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      • @BuckenBerry@lemmy.world
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        12•10 months ago

        I don’t want anyone to learn about my foot fetish, which is why I just stare at my phone’s home screen or at a nearby window.

        I think I’m starting to realize why I don’t have a real social life.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Well, it’s hard to see their butt from the front…

        • @BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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          2•10 months ago

          times like this i wish i was mr fantastic. just pop the head up and over in the middle of a conversation

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      • @Womdat10@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        3•10 months ago

        While I get the point you’re trying to make, the only normal place to look at when talking to someone is their face, which is kinda small, and the two parts of the face that convey emotion are the eyes and mouth.

    • @PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com
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      So you can either come off as a creep for looking at her boobs or come off as a creep for making eye contact. The game is fucking rigged.

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