And it'll be the most subtle, unassuming envelope too.

The Picard Maneuver · 10 months ago

@unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 months ago

In the US you just shoot the people that try to put ads in your mailbox. Not a lawyer tho so idk. shrug

@bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 10 months ago

LPT: probably shouldn’t do this

FundMECFS · 10 months ago

LPT: If you aren’t caught it isn’t a crime

@unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 months ago

Thanks for the warning, i almost shot the mailman.

@sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

No, don’t shoot the mailman, shoot the machine sorting the mail.

@WordBox@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

They sold them all to stop the steal /s

moosetwin · 10 months ago

ILPT: probably should do this

@Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 10 months ago

This post was written by a dog with a gun.

@Linktank@lemmy.today · 10 months ago

How does this nonsense comment even have upvotes?

Anne · 10 months ago

Jokes are funny

@Mac@mander.xyz · 10 months ago

Weird, unrelated comment, but yeah—jokes are indeed funny.

JackGreenEarth · 10 months ago

🤣

@unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 months ago

Yeah idk man, my brain just produces things and sometimes they just happen to turn into typed text.

the post of tom joad · 10 months ago

Nonsense is a fun reprieve when the topic is fuggen bills/junk mail?

Hate is for bitches. You’re not a bitch, right?