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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago

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  • @dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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    27•10 months ago

    You bought a single strawberry?

    • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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      28•10 months ago

      In this economy a single strawberry is a luxury.

      • @dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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        10•10 months ago

        Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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        10•10 months ago

        It’s one strawberry what could it cost, $10?

      • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        2•10 months ago

        Companies price-gouging say you can have one, as a treat.

    • @Nurgus@lemmy.world
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      6•10 months ago

      At this rate we’ll be renting individual strawberries to show off at parties.

      (This was a real thing with pineapples, once upon a time.)

    • @Psythik@lemmy.world
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      2•10 months ago

      You obviously don’t live near an Asian grocery store.

      • @dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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        3•10 months ago

        Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.

        • @Psythik@lemmy.world
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          4•10 months ago

          Because selling individually wrapped products that don’t need to be individually wrapped is a thing in various Asian cultures. I see this all the time at my local H Mart and 99 Ranch.

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