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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon makes a deal with a demon

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Anon makes a deal with a demon

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    87•1 year ago

    The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food

    • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      38•1 year ago

      There’s plenty of non-ocean salt, it’s just sea salt is stupidly easy to get

      • @Tja@programming.dev
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        4•1 year ago

        … ifyou have access to the sea.

        Landlocked countries (and some non landlocked) have salt mines.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        And stupidly delicious.

    • @Rusty@lemmy.ca
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      29•1 year ago

      Only British people will survive.

    • queermunist she/her
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      1 year ago

      Ah, but our spirits are bound to Earth by the salt, so the human race just becomes a ghost race.

    • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      Life in the oceans dies. Life on land, which relies on life in the ocean, mostly dies. Demon gets you soon enough anyway

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