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minus-square@TehBamski@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•11 months agoSanta Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
minus-square@BlackDragon@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months agoI’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
minus-square@xia@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoSo he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?