• Gay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]
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        61 year ago

        Besides, this is all disinformation; the real threat are the Crab People

        The squid people have been putting in work to be called the real threat for years at this point.

      • @TheOakTree@lemm.ee
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        41 year ago

        Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter’s habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn’t reproduce as much ;)

      • Annoyed_🦀 A
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        41 year ago

        the real threat are the Crab People

        I cannot stand idly by this baseless accusation.

      • Carlos Solís
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        21 year ago

        Israel is just a way to hide their other name: Judea. And you know that Judea sounds a LOT like Jew-dea