Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

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@Apepollo11@lemmy.world
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40•2 years ago
Even imagining this pronunciation hurts my ears.
- @Fester@lemm.ee
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  7•2 years ago
  Was - Wroissant
- DarkThoughts
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  6•2 years ago
  I just realized that I had no fucking clue how to even write croissant, which was surprisingly difficult to look up. lol So I guess it would be croiss’nt.
  - lemmyngOP
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    5•2 years ago
    croissain’t.
    - DarkThoughts
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      2•2 years ago
      Sounds too holy.
- brap
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  4•2 years ago
  I didn’t get it until I read this.
- @Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  1•2 years ago
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUBMgtwy4o

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