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minus-square@KellysNokia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish118•10 months agoThoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident
minus-square@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish28•10 months agoProbably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked
minus-square@Deepus@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish16•10 months agoHow’d you know he was a priest if he was naked?
minus-square@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish23•10 months agoHe was praying when it happened. “Oh my god”
minus-square@BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish27•10 months agoFun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it’s way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it’s a true accident, it’s very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot
minus-square@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish9•10 months agoReminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass
Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident
Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked
How’d you know he was a priest if he was naked?
He was praying when it happened. “Oh my god”
Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it’s way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it’s a true accident, it’s very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot
Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass
Million-to-one shot, doc!