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@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

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Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

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@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @borth@sh.itjust.works
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    17•2 years ago

    So… How do you take it out though? Someone else’s help? Why wouldn’t they break it while trying to take it out too? Or is breaking it the only option, as a lesson for your stupidity? Is this a painful/traumatic enough torture method? So many questions 🤔

    • @mvee@lemmy.ml
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      15•2 years ago

      Just gotta swallow it

    • @SGforce@lemmy.ca
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      11•2 years ago

      Muscle relaxers?

      • ivanafterall
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        7•2 years ago

        And lots of lube.

    • @CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works
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      8•2 years ago

      Play snake and unhinge your jaw.

    • @ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de
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      7•2 years ago

      I’d guess they would put a kind of thick bag over it and then break it so it can’t hurt the mouth.

    • radix
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      5•2 years ago

      What if you meditate or go to sleep or otherwise relax it enough to take it out? That should work if the only thing keeping it in is the involuntary stress/fear response of muscle tension.

      • @CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works
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        6•2 years ago

        Go to sleep? With a lightbulb in your mouth??

        • radix
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          2 years ago

          I mean, I’ve fallen asleep at the dentist’s before. That’s the same right?

          To be clear, it was momentary lapses in consciousness during routine cleanings, not due to anesthesia.

    • guyrocket
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      4•2 years ago

      Jaws of life.

    • @essentialatom@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Open wide and push it out with your tongue

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