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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 8 months ago

Why haven't you done this yet too?

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Why haven't you done this yet too?

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 8 months ago
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  • @BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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    Horse paste is good against covid, horse electrolytes are good against hangovers, what else is the horse industry hiding? Oh yeah, apparently horse tranquilizers whip ass too.

    • @golli@lemm.ee
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      I’ve read somewhere that horse mats made out of rubber are pretty good flooring for home gyms and cheaper than something marketed towards gym use.

      If it can take the full weight of a horse standing on it with its small hoofs, then it should have no issues with any weight you might drop on them during lifting.

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      21•8 months ago

      What if I want to whip the llama’s ass though?

      • @Thomrade@lemm.ee
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        12•8 months ago

        You’ll need to get WinAmp installed then my friend.

    • @CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml
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      13•8 months ago

      I hear horse shampoo is amazing and horse joint lotions actually work

      • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        9•8 months ago

        Can confirm, horse shampoo is incredible.

        • @bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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          8•8 months ago

          I lost real vs troll a long time ago in this thread and I’m pretty ok with it

        • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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          1•8 months ago

          For horses or for humans?

          • @Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
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            6•8 months ago

            “Mane 'n Tail” is what you should check out.

            • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              3•8 months ago

              That’s the brand I used for years. I’ve since went bald, but my buddy has a full head of hair with a man bun and swears by it.

          • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            5•8 months ago

            Yes

      • @elucubra@sopuli.xyz
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        3•8 months ago

        They taste good, too.

      • @Case@lemmynsfw.com
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        1•8 months ago

        Speaking of animal shampoo, me and the wife rescued some pups and they had issues…

        Too young for flea/tick shampoo, but we found a hippy organic shampoo that just smelled like the best of the fall season. Took care of the fleas/ticks, and we kept it around for general dog bathing for the smell. It was amazing, lol.

    • @Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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      11•8 months ago

      This explains why horses have so many horsepower nowadays…

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        4•8 months ago

        They’re on so much junk they can do the work of eight horses!

      • @thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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        3•8 months ago

        Tennessee marchin’ powder

    • @lol_idk@lemmy.ml
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      Deleted

      • @WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world
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        Poor Boxer worked so hard on the farm, only to end up as meat and glue.

    • @francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world
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      2•8 months ago

      Big Horse is at it again.

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