𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢 to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agoScumbag Universei.imgur.comimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1602arrow-down114
arrow-up1588arrow-down1imageScumbag Universei.imgur.com𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢 to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squaredohpaz42linkfedilinkEnglish20•edit-22 years ago Yo mama so fat that not even light can escape her gravitational pull. Yo mama so fat that our galaxy revolves around her. Yo mama so fat that when she last farted, they called it the Big Bang. Yo mama so fat she’s expanding faster than the speed of light.
minus-square@cheddar@programming.devlinkfedilink11•2 years agoYo mama so fat the universe has to expand to fit her in.
minus-square@Shard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•2 years agoYo mama so fat they stopped the search for dark matter
Yo mama so fat the universe has to expand to fit her in.
Yo mama so fat they stopped the search for dark matter
First two is actually compliments