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minus-square@superkret@feddit.orglinkfedilink63•edit-26 hours agoMore like: “IT people when software people talk about their requirements” No, we won’t whitelist your entire program folder in Endpoint Protection.
minus-square@el_abuelo@programming.devlinkfedilink8•3 hours agoAs a software person i have to protest at being called out like this. It’s the fucking weekend man…stop picking on me for just one damn day.
minus-square@Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglish7•4 hours ago No, we can’t get gigabit fiber everywhere. No, I don’t care if your program needs it. Yes, the laws of physics are laws for a reason. Write more robust code.
minus-square@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglish15•6 hours agoYep, unrealistic expectations. Or “you need a 12th gen i7 to run this thing”… the thing is a glorified Avidemux.
minus-square@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish11•4 hours agoChrist, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas… Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.
More like:
“IT people when software people talk about their requirements”
No, we won’t whitelist your entire program folder in Endpoint Protection.
As a software person i have to protest at being called out like this. It’s the fucking weekend man…stop picking on me for just one damn day.
Yep, unrealistic expectations.
Or “you need a 12th gen i7 to run this thing”… the thing is a glorified Avidemux.
Christ, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas…
Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.