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minus-square@Anivia@feddit.orglinkfedilink27•3 months agoIf you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
minus-square@Honytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilink4•3 months agoI usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
minus-square@Sc00ter@lemm.eelinkfedilink5•3 months agoSo uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
minus-square@mindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink2•3 months agoFor starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
minus-square@Sc00ter@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•3 months agoSorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
minus-square@mindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink1•3 months agoOh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.
minus-square@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoDoesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
And your couch?
A wild Vance appears
Oh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.
Doesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.