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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon races against the jock in P.E.

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Anon races against the jock in P.E.

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • Reddit is better.
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    You watch anime, not act it out. Thats like watching Looney Tunes and trying to hit everything with a massive mallet 😂

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      and what’s wrong with that? Some people could use a good squeaky hammer to the face once in a minute.

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      36•1 year ago

      • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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        11•1 year ago

        That’s the perfect dent on the perfect car for that joke.

        • @yonder@sh.itjust.works
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          5•1 year ago

          Body repair on a budget.

        • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          But where does one find a coyote shaped bollard?

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      Thats like watching Looney Tunes and trying to hit everything with a massive mallet

      If it doesn’t works, you need to sharpen your hammer.

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        If youre sharpening a hammer, i think you have other issues.

        • @Klear@lemmy.world
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          8•1 year ago

          Blunt hammer sounds like an issue to me.

        • desktop_user [they/them]
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          sounds like you don’t know how to properly cut things with a hammer

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•1 year ago

      Ay I’m (on break, but) at work right now hitting everything with a big ol’ mallet! I’m just like my childhood heroes, I’m gonna try and access hammerspace!

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      Deleted

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      3•1 year ago

      You’ve clearly never seen Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in a room together

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