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minus-squareREgon [they/them]linkfedilinkEnglish41•1 year agoPersonally I hope they all step on a rake and then when they’ve gone “uuuurgh” and step away from the rake they step on another rake then they go “uuuurgh” and step on another rake and then they go “uuurgh” and step into a deep hole full of rakes.
minus-squareDes [she/her, they/them]linkfedilinkEnglish18•1 year agoand each rake is smeared with the leaves of that Australian plant that pushes nanoscale barbs in you that leave you in agony for years
minus-squarerefolde [she/her, any]linkfedilinkEnglish33•1 year agoFar more merciful than what I had in mind.
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Personally I hope they all step on a rake and then when they’ve gone “uuuurgh” and step away from the rake they step on another rake then they go “uuuurgh” and step on another rake and then they go “uuurgh” and step into a deep hole full of rakes.
and each rake is smeared with the leaves of that Australian plant that pushes nanoscale barbs in you that leave you in agony for years
Far more merciful than what I had in mind.