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@JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml • 7 months ago

True dat

lemm.ee

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True dat

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@JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml • 7 months ago
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  • Mister Neon
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    119•7 months ago

    Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.

    • @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.eeOP
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      deleted by creator

      • Mister Neon
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        42•7 months ago

        Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

        • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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          6•7 months ago

          Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

          • Mister Neon
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            5•7 months ago

            He died doing that too!

            • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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              Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.

    • @TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      30•7 months ago

      It’s all about attitude.

      I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.

      • Track_Shovel
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        18•7 months ago

        It’s it from other men applauding you?

        • @TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          13•7 months ago

          Men, women and everyone in between.

          Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy…

    • @eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      9•7 months ago

      i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.

      now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.

      • beefbot
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        3•7 months ago

        stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant

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