@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 24 hours agoSheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King orderlocal12.comexternal-linkmessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up1638arrow-down15
arrow-up1633arrow-down1external-linkSheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King orderlocal12.com@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 24 hours agomessage-square82fedilink
minus-square✺roguetrick✺linkfedilinkEnglish24•14 hours agoAnd pointedly, the police only respond for criminal issues. They are not going to assist you in a civil dispute like this. Unless you’re the fucking sheriff. The best that could happen is the police come to trespass the caller.
minus-square@vxx@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglish7•11 hours agoThey might arrest you to teach you a lesson in not wasting their time, though.
minus-square@irreticent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 hours agoObviously not if you’re the sheriff.
And pointedly, the police only respond for criminal issues. They are not going to assist you in a civil dispute like this. Unless you’re the fucking sheriff. The best that could happen is the police come to trespass the caller.
They might arrest you to teach you a lesson in not wasting their time, though.
Or shoot you.
Obviously not if you’re the sheriff.