• appel
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    1 year ago

    Smartphone CEOs dumbfounded when no one wants to buy their $1999 xPhone 25 Pro Max XXL Z-Flip 4d-folding hextuple AI 8k camera with Bionic 10Ghz chip including real neurons

    • @InvertedParallax@lemm.ee
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      431 year ago

      Which is ironically the same as the $1999 xPhone 24 Pro Max XXL Z-Flip 4d-folding hextuple AI 8k camera with Bionic 10Ghz chip including real neurons from last year.

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        391 year ago

        Nah, the 25 has a stylus. The 24 didn’t. The 26 won’t either.

        • @Wahots@pawb.social
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          41 year ago

          The 27 will come in an exclusive shade of grey! Instead of last year’s exclusive shade of dark grey. Rumor has it they might even try a grey-green in 2030.