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sag to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Asian Beauty

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Asian Beauty

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sag to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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    147•1 year ago

    Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”

    Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.

    • @Siethron@lemmy.world
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      53•1 year ago

      Was it a nice ass at least?

      • @bricklove@midwest.social
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        30•1 year ago

        It has to be if your name is on it

        • Flying SquidM
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          5•1 year ago

          Sometimes, you put your name on the best ass you can get even if it’s not the best ass to put your name on.

        • @TheFriar@lemm.ee
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          4•1 year ago

          Because your name is such dogshit that it makes everything around it nicer by comparison

      • @Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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        13•1 year ago

        It wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.

    • @N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      16•1 year ago

      I’m thinking that’s a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.

      • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        Either it’s just a thing round here or that person is my childhood friend’s cousin. Their grandma wasn’t happy about getting got

    • @bstix@feddit.dk
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      3•1 year ago

      Is your friend Steve-O?

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