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FenrirIII to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 9 months ago

The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account

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The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account

FenrirIII to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 9 months ago
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  • @satans_methpipe@lemmy.world
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    I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

    • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      5•9 months ago

      What if i have -0.001 kids?

      • @satans_methpipe@lemmy.world
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        2•9 months ago

        Chop off the end of some kids finger.

      • @Tja@programming.dev
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        1•9 months ago

        deleted by creator

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      3•9 months ago

      Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??

      • @CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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        2•9 months ago

        Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.

      • @satans_methpipe@lemmy.world
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        1•9 months ago

        Kill someone else’s kid.

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