Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 27 days agoBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square138fedilinkarrow-up1727arrow-down111
arrow-up1716arrow-down1imageBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 27 days agomessage-square138fedilink
minus-square@watson387@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink135•27 days agoYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
minus-square@IcyToes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink17•edit-227 days agoI don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
minus-square@accideath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink42•27 days agoWe live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
minus-square@Rolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink27•27 days ago someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
minus-square@wjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•27 days agoNo. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Damn :(
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
That’s a crunchy mom?
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”