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@copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Yes, your illegal Columbian girlfriend should also be deported

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Yes, your illegal Columbian girlfriend should also be deported

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@copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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    Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the Colombian industrial engineer instead?

    • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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      56•2 years ago

      I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.

      • Miles O'Brien
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        40•2 years ago

        … Antarctica doesn’t seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn’t deport him back to us.

        Could we Try there?

        • @TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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          So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There’s entire deserts that would love to have him

          • Miles O'Brien
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            18•2 years ago

            You make a good point.

            The sand consumes all.

          • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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            13•2 years ago

            The penguins must feed

        • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          You’d be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.

      • @Jesusaurus@lemmy.world
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        17•2 years ago

        Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

      • TheLowestStone
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        8•2 years ago

        How about the sun?

        • neoman4426
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          Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It’s interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

          • TheLowestStone
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            20•2 years ago

            To be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

          • @trolololol@lemmy.world
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            3•2 years ago

            Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?

          • @childOfMagenta@lemm.ee
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            3•2 years ago

            Aren’t the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          2•2 years ago

          Where is Superman when we need him?

      • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.

      • @frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•2 years ago

        Colombia? Duh.

      • @lordnikon@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

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