This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.
“YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME.”
Don’t even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it’s the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn’t believe in a god would start questioning everything.
“Message to all players: Resetting simulation in 24 hours”
Blink to save your current progress and stats
Don’t blink to return to character creation menu
“Did you just switch it to broadcast? Fuck, turn it off!”
“All right, fuck it, we’ll do it live!”
Good one!
“This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that’s gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you.”
Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.
I think if you said son or sons and left out “Jesus” you would get greater effect. Make it ambiguous enough that it calls to every Abrahamic religion.
use “your god” instead of god, “chosen one” instead of messiah and “evil” instead of satan and you get the polytheistic religions to join in as well.
also, some highly confused star wars fans, maybe.
Or just say “you are the antichrist. Go forth and conquer”
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying ‘flee at once - all is discovered.’ They all left town immediately.
― Mark Twain“You just lost The Game.”
Appropriate blast from the past!
Funny thing about that, it’s a losing battle to spread it since by the very rules of “the game”, you thought about the game to post it, and thus lost :D
Ah, however, one plays not to win, but to force others to also lose.
‘YOU! You know what you did! Make it right!’
Then sit back and look at all the guilty faces.
Might as well add a threat to it to really drive the point home.
I would find it irresistible to do, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
“There is no Heaven or Hell. The only Paradise is that which you create for others by your own hand. And you are failing.”
Kind of against the letter of the rule since this isn’t really intended to cause chaos for the sake of chaos,but I’m sure chaos will result nonetheless.
“This is God, there’s a reason why i put variations on love thy neighbor in every single religion. Differences in faith and race don’t matter, helping others and making the world a better place do. You’ve disappointed me, do better”
I believe God would approve, at least of the intention. 🙏
“Run.”
Oooooh good one
“Is this thing on ?” And then never say anything further.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
“nah, don’t tell the humans, it would just cause panic and there’s nothing they can do anymore”
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