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Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works
This needs to be run through 4chan, twatter, facebook and reddit, then put back here.
Bonus point for cropped caption!
Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.
I can’t find my hat and night shirt…
Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”
You’re number 5, assuming you’re wearing it the right way.
21 😏
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That was worth the spoiler click
Thock!
- Been 20 for years. Wont change
who tf Donald ducks it?
Team 5 / 15 here. :)
Well i hope the blanket doesn’t get any funny ideas
I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
You’re just afraid she’ll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
if it works it’s not stupid
Has he tried a pregnancy pillow
If it’s a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn’t skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
It’d have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can’t sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
Congratulations on your wife’s big naturals
I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.
Almost always 20 :)
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Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D
It’s popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a ‘1’, I can’t imagine myself doing it. I realize I’m the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that’s a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won’t be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don’t worry too much about it.
You gave me quite a chuckle thinking of a firefighter/paramedic that’s extremely professional aside from the fact that they’re squeamish about nudity. I imagined them using shears to cut off someone’s clothes while using their other hand to shield their eyes from the sight of the persons more private areas.
What would you do if it were a more widespread emergency in inclement weather, meaning you couldn’t survive outside while naked for long, but emergency services might be too preoccupied to assist you? It’s not a criticism, I’m just doing thought experiments here out of curiosity.
I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.
That’s a really good point. I’d like to add that I’ve lived in places where I wouldn’t survive much longer outside while naked.
And you sleep in enough clothing to make a difference?
Weirdly, yeah. I won’t pretend that I would do well with that alone, but it’s enough to make a significant difference with a shell over it.
I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it’s a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.
For most of us though, help is a door knock away.
What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they’re not available to help.
as a firefighter myself, I have honestly told my crews if they are doing cpr on me for some reason, I’m making them as uncomfortable as possible knowing full well they’ll snapchat it anyway. we all love each other.
I’m the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that’s fucking creepy.
I’m assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don’t know if it’s creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.
Exactly the issue for me. Wearing anything in bed just feels like I’m getting tangled up in fabrics.
So, Mr. Bond, we meet again …
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die .
Living in the Ring of Fire my whole life, keep the shoes, helmet, and emergency bag by the bed too so you can run quickly in case of earthquake/tsunami/ edit: volcanic eruption
That makes the most sense to me.
On a side note, I hadn’t even considered a helmet. Is that common in earthquake-prone areas?
I’m not sure if its common, but definitely sensible.
Shoes by the bed for broken glass Helmet to protect from falling furniture Loud emergency whistle in your day bag and at another home. Respirator so you don’t breathe in volcanic glass if there’s an eruption.
I’ve seen some people recommend a prybar like this and a battery-powered cutting tool in case you need to free yourself from inside the building. Door and window frames could shift and might get stuck, even if the building is still standing.
Weirdly I’m always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it’s somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.
You are only beholden to looking good
I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)
Damn. There’s no coming back from that burn.
Do you not reuse any part of your outfit from day to day? Like do you have at least 7 different pairs of pants that you cycle through? Cause that’s why I wouldn’t do this, I’d rather not go out with some clothes then bring all that outside dirt into my bed.
I’m a 20, l and I have dogs that occasionally wake up with the urgent need to go outside, I just keep a pair of sweat pants and an overcoat hanging in the wall. I can get into it without breaking stride.
20 and its the only correct way
That’s what sheets are for
Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I’ve seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.
Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?
Where the 18s at…?
I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18
Same, currently
Is this the no undies = swamp ass problem?
No undies = embarrassed kids
Dude I’m 18 for life
The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3
18
My partner doesn’t fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c
18
If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.
20
If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can’t sleep.
This, but if I jerk off before bed and don’t shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren’t all cum-streaked.
Ew wdf
A free spirit
My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I’m sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.
I have a body pillow and/or my partner for that, clothes aren’t thick enough.
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So this somehow doesn’t apply to blankets and bedsheets?
Yes and no. In an ideal situation, those are smooth surfaces and it isn’t a problem. There are situations were they can be bunched up and not as smooth of course, but that’s at least for me less of an occurrence than with clothes.
Fair enough.
