• Hossenfeffer
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        221 days ago

        “Listin, his name is Listin. His sister? Listelle. What? His parents? Sigh. Listanathon and Listhana. His dog? Rufus, now can we move along, please?”

    • Denvil
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      222 days ago

      “My name is Robert”

      “…Dick”

      “…”

  • RandomStickman
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    622 days ago

    I’m so bad at this I was on that site for like a whole ass 5 minutes while my players talked with each other before I landed on Stu.

    I don’t know why I’m so bad at names lmao. I’ve started to gather a list of weird fantasy names now…

  • @vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    622 days ago

    All my characters are either Wolfgang Grindelberg the Third of Abendbrücken (if I had time to prepare) or “uhhhhh… Bob?” if I haven’t.

  • @Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    One of the best parts about running Apocalypse World is that the gag of looking around the room and naming a character after something you see is perfectly in keeping with the setting.

  • NoneOfUrBusiness
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    322 days ago

    I grab relevant Japanese and butcher it until it sounds vaguely fantasy-Western. Never fails.

    • Elvith Ma'for
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      Let’s see… Ho Lee Sheet, I need to start doing that. But I guess my players will suspect Sum Tin Wong

      • threelonmusketeers
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        622 days ago

        https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/fake-asiana-pilot-names

        While reporting on the crash during their noon newscast on July 12th, Bay Area Fox affiliate KTVU co-anchor Tori Campbell reported that the names of the pilots on board were “Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo,” “Ho Lee Fuk” and “Bang Ding Ow.”

        On the evening of July 12th, the NTSB issued an apology via press release noting that a summer intern had acted on his own authority by confirming the fake names, and asserted that appropriate action would be taken to assure a similar error would not happen again.

        As far as I know, the identity of the intern remains undisclosed.

  • @DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    Sir Mordak: “Sir Gardakan, I am growing tired of waiting for our new party member’s arrival.”

    Sir Gardakan: “I agree, Sir Mordak. But he could be useful as my squire!”

    Boba Fett: “Hey guys! Wait for me!”

  • Drew Belloc
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    122 days ago

    I normally DM with my laptop, so or i have it ready to go or i leave a list of names open somewhere for this