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Hofmaimaier to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 27 days ago

guess there's some oil...

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guess there's some oil...

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Hofmaimaier to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 27 days ago
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  • @ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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    11•27 days ago

    The Bell Riots are about a year late. :(

    • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      3•26 days ago

      Oh jeez I knew I was forgetting something.

      • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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        4•26 days ago

        Sadly WW3 is scheduled for right after so hopefully some humans are left to greet the Vulcans

        • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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          2•26 days ago

          Makes me wonder if April 5, 2063 is still the date of the fly by. Could we be off by a year?

    • @outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•26 days ago

      And a few miles south.

  • @darthelmet@lemmy.world
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    9•27 days ago

    Clearly they invaded California for their strategic reserve of almonds. I wish that was more of a joke than it is given how many places we’ve actually messed with for the sake of some random luxury produce.

    • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      5•27 days ago

      Chiquita Banana says hi.

    • Onions Sliced Thin
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      4•27 days ago

      Watch out Mexico. These avocado toasts don’t grow on trees, ya’know.

    • @outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•26 days ago

      Nope, same old same old.

      Look at a map of LA

      Now look at a map of the grimes oil field.

    • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      2•26 days ago

      Now avocados are controlled by the cartels. 🙄

      I’m over the world police bs. Cause just like at home, the police do nothing good.

  • @altphoto@lemmy.today
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    8•26 days ago

    Photo challenge:

    • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      3•26 days ago

      They say history doesn’t exactly repeat itself, but it damn sure seems to rhyme a hell of a lot of the time.

  • Hikuro-93
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    8•26 days ago

    And why did America invade America? Because America intends to get rich off of America’s oil.

    “Drill, Baby, Drill” - Trump

    • @outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Los angeles is literally sitting atop one of the biggest oil fields in the country.

  • @Liljekonvalj@feddit.org
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    8•27 days ago

    Gosh darn it, if only she had a Pepsi right there.

    • @ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      7•27 days ago

      Or a flower

      • Yggstyle
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        2•27 days ago

        That went well then… kinda like the problem never really went away.

  • @Etterra@discuss.online
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    8•26 days ago

    Congratulations, masked, armed coward; you are now officially a state-sponsored terrorist.

  • @Almacca@aussie.zone
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    6•26 days ago

    Better than invading other countries, I guess. Keeps the shitfuckery local.

  • @jjmoldy@lemmy.world
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    5•27 days ago

    This photo is from 2020

    • @MBech@feddit.dk
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      It’s also a matter of forced perspective. The armed dude is aiming far away from the woman.

    • HofmaimaierOP
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      4 days old account trying to distract, very suspicious…

      • @jjmoldy@lemmy.world
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        6•27 days ago

        How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I’d seen this photo before, and commented the year it’s from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

        • HofmaimaierOP
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          Regardless of the photo, it’s happening now in America!

  • @Alpha71@lemmy.world
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    5•27 days ago

    I will admit that I did not have “start of the American civil war” On my 2025 Bingo card. I thought it was a couple more years away.

    • Photuris
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      I did. Fascism moves fast.

      • @pdxfed@lemmy.world
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        6•26 days ago

        After Jan I said we’d have national guard in progressive strongholds within 2 years. Didn’t think they’d go only months later. Oh well, down seems to be the only way to get to up from our current predicament and the fast we hit bottom and more folks experience pain, the sooner we can grow collective values that bind us together again and take the reins back. Hope the fog clears again in my lifetime.

      • @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        27 days ago

        Same lol.

        Normalcy bias is a subtle, but debilitating condition.

        See also: Climate Change.

    • Onions Sliced Thin
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      1•27 days ago

      Technically it started as late as 2020, and as early as 2014.

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    3•26 days ago

    Caeser has already crossed the Rubicon.

  • @SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    2•26 days ago

    Been looking forward to a new Civil War

  • @frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml
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    2•27 days ago

    there’s beaucoups of oil in the Usa

    • @Jikiya@lemmy.world
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      In LA even. Don’t remember where I read it, but did read an article that there are tones of oil dereks in LA, but they all have a facade on the outside to make it look like a normal building.

      The La Brea tar pits are a type of hydrocarbon after all.

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        Yeah California and Texas actually have the oil industry behind all their bullshit posturing about economic ideologies.

  • @Chivera@lemmy.world
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    1•27 days ago

    In 2077 they voted America the worst place to live in America

    • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      2•26 days ago

      Cyberpunking intensifies.

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