I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?
Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of “never gamble a fart”.
Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one!
Seriously though, the amount of greens that I’ve seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy.
That’s what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you’d best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you’re American).
Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.
New fear unlocked
Oh fuck, that can actually happen? 😨
Beth makes the best stories.
OMG, that opening paragraph! 🤣
It is a thing of beauty!
wild ass condition. i wasnt aware there was an opposite to explosive diarrhea thats objectively worse
Yikes that’s brutal. I got a gnarly worm from street meat in Beijing once and made me more cautious
I mean, this is probably my eventual fate. I have the mantra of “I’ll try anything twice”. It’s led me to some questionable, but so far outrageously fun, adventures in local cuisine.
Arse technica
sorry if I missed it what did they do lol?
Nothing, just me making a bad pun. Arse as in butt.
