Buy bitcoin as soon as you hear about it. Hold it until it’s six figures. Yes, I know it sounds insane. Do it, or I’ll come back and haunt you some more.
Teen me would have to remember that for a fair while, but current me could do a lot with that sort of windfall.
aha you give the actual real answer that most of us would probably give, if we only got to say one thing. Money kind of makes a lot of problems go away.
Money wont solve everything, but it does put you in a good position to deal with the problems that are left. After that it’s up to you.
Depends on how detailed the advice can be. Probably to find my current partner as soon as possible, so we could help each other.
awh that’s wholesome
“Just come out. Mom and dad don’t give a fuck and you’ll get a BF sooner.”
Go ahead and move abroad. Your life will be much better.
You have ADHD and your parents have excellent insurance which you won’t have later (sorry). Find a doctor to diagnose you NOW.
“Sure, short hair and excessive tattoos and piercings are hot, but batshit comes along for the ride.”
“you are so queer”
I’d just tell myself that everything will get better.
- buy bitcoin and some other stocks
- Take singing classes
- You have the right mindset, dude. Keep being kind. It doesn’t matter how unfair it feels, being kind is much less of a headache in the long run.
- KEEP A GODDAMN CHECKLIST DUMBASS. YOU KNOW YOU SUCK AT REMEMBERING YOUR TASKS. STOP BEING ADAMANT, ADMIT IT, AND START CORRECTING YOUR BEHAVIOUR.
Talk to your college advisor regularly, join study groups, go to TA office hours.
Other than the obvious money windfall, I genuinely don’t know. I actually think about this a lot. I thought I would have figured everything out by now, but I feel like I haven’t figured out anything 15 years later.
I think if I were older and knew everything would work out, I would want to know. Heck I wana know that now. But if it doesn’t, then…idk maybe I would give myself advice to just min max my time to ensure max happiness?
Don’t
“You’re a woman, start puberty blockers and HRT as soon as possible”
