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AbsolutelyNotCats to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Pitbulls

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Pitbulls

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AbsolutelyNotCats to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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    53•2 years ago

    To be fair when living on the street a pitbull can defend you from other junkies robbing you or just Dickson who are attacking you.

    • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      41•2 years ago

      I’ve had trouble with Dickson in the past too. I didn’t live on the street but I didn’t want to be at home either. I’d hang out around train stations and shopping malls but Dickson would always find me somehow. They’d wait until I let my guard down while reading a magazine or coming out of the bathroom and WHAM! They’d hold me down and sew the hand holes of my jacket sleeves together so I couldn’t use my hands. I thought they were doing it to make YouTube content but I could never find the videos.

      • @ViscloReader@lemmy.world
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        13•2 years ago

        Who/what is a Dickson?

        • @Gap@lemmy.world
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          43•2 years ago

          Dickson your face Lmao gotten

        • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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          12•2 years ago

          I don’t think we need to explain that, it seems fairly obvious

        • Solivine
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          4•2 years ago

          A deez nuts joke

  • @BCsven@lemmy.ca
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    26•2 years ago

    Employer: you have no skills, and we don’t think you will work hard. BC Junkie pushes shopping cart fiiled, with 60lbs of stuff, for 20km per day seaeching for returnable bottles. Climbs in and out of metal alot in clothing donation bin like the stretchy dude in Xfiles

  • @The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    No way can they afford a personal rap concert

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    7•2 years ago

    Why would a junkie want Mr Worldwide?

  • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    5•2 years ago

    Username checks out

  • @Umbrias@beehaw.org
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    4•2 years ago

    Sigh it was so nice not having the insane anti pitbull cult. Don’t tell me they decided to creep into Lemmy already.

    • @Sharkwellington@lemmy.one
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      This whole post is one giant dogwhistle. Why do you figure the pitbull owner is on drugs?

    • Emhyr var Emreis
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      -1•2 years ago

      Great sense of humour babe

      • @Umbrias@beehaw.org
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        2•2 years ago

        “It’s just a meme bro, it couldn’t possibly be harmful”

        • Emhyr var Emreis
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          -1•2 years ago

          I’m not your bro, ❄️

  • ReCursing
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    4•2 years ago

    Yes, homeless people don’t deserve the unconditional love of a dog, do they?

    (/s if it’s necessary)

    • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      unconditional toddler tearer apart you mean

      • @HerbalGamer@lemm.ee
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        11•2 years ago

        that’s just a bonus

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    1•2 years ago

    Why not get two?!

  • @Gonzako@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Dogs make great companionship in hard times.

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