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@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Picky Eater

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Picky Eater

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@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz
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    35•2 years ago

    “would’nt” is a new one…

    • krellor
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      24•2 years ago

      It’s a contraction… of would don’t.

      • HornyOnMain
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        12•2 years ago

        Would’n’t

        • Annoyed_🦀 A
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          9•2 years ago

          Would’n’t’ve

        • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          Thats a contraction of “would don’t it”

      • @hedgehog@ttrpg.network
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        8•2 years ago

        Not quite. It’s a contraction of “would cant,” which is a misspelling of “wood cant,” the language of the trees.

      • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Yeah nah

        • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          Yea’ah

    • @NightAuthor@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      It’s new for me to

      • Nougat
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        1•2 years ago

        I see what you did their.

  • @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    16•2 years ago

    And since eggs don’t come out of a cow’s mouth, she was quite happy about it.

  • (des)mosthenes
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    10•2 years ago

    cowboy humor

    • @Mago@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Dang right purrtnurr 🤠

  • @pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe
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    9•2 years ago

    Beef tongue is good though, ostensibly. I’m told it tastes like pot roast.

    • @ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      Better than pot roast, and it’s extremely lean.

    • Kokesh
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      4•2 years ago

      Really good. Just cooked, sliced and with mustard.

  • @boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    People have gotten way too disconnected from their food. I personally love a good lengua taco but a family member of mine refuses to eat chicken if the bone is attached. I love when people will talk about how they could never hurt a cow because of how cute they are then run to Burger King or McDonald’s or whataburger to feed the fam.

    • Kokesh
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      12•2 years ago

      • @Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Should go to the replicator.

        All fixed

    • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
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      -4•2 years ago

      could never hurt a cow because of how cute they are

      there are people who think cows are cute?!

      • @Faresh@lemmy.ml
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        3•2 years ago

        Have you ever seen one? They are super cute.

        • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
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          -1•2 years ago

          I see them multiple times a day

          Not cute

      • @boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        I think they are cute, so are piglets. But when i get hangry, I’m not myself. Cute and delicious, winning combo imo

  • @Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • @krakenx@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    I don’t like to taste food that can taste me back.

  • @doublejay1999@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Most of my girlfriends love tongue

  • Hucklebee
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    4•2 years ago

    You will give me an egg!

  • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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    3•2 years ago

    I mean I won’t eat it either, and I’m half Mexican. Eating a tongue is just plain weird.

    Eating eggs is weird too if you think about it too much. I try not to cause I still want to enjoy them.

    • RT Redréovič
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      2•2 years ago

      Eating tongues is weird too if you think it too much.

    • @Sunfoil@lemmy.world
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      0•2 years ago

      I’m an avid meat lover, but if you don’t want to think about it and find it weird, maybe become vegetarian. I guess it’s people with your concerns that they need to reduce meat consumption.

      Personally I’d kill a cow and eat it’s tongue then suck the egg out of a chicken cloaca no problem!

      • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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        2•2 years ago

        deleted by creator

        • threelonmusketeers
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          3•2 years ago

          I’ll be among the first to try lab-grown meat the moment it hits grocery stores.

          I am also looking forward to this. Is there a Lemmy community to discuss Cellular Agriculture, akin to r/wheresthebeef? If not, we should create one.

  • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

  • ElcaineVolta
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    0•2 years ago

    Removed by mod

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