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Bernie Ecclestoned to Not the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

www.theguardian.com

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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

www.theguardian.com

Bernie Ecclestoned to Not the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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Erratic behavior observed in some sharks could be result of them ingesting bales of cocaine cast overboard by passing traffickers
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  • @pntha@lemmy.world
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    20•2 years ago

    i’m not excited for the cocaine animals cinematic universe

  • @AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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    8•2 years ago

    I’m looking forward to this Cocaine Bear sequel.

    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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      4•2 years ago

      Here’s a review my friend sent me…

    • ndguardian
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      3•2 years ago

      I was thinking a Cocaine Bear/Sharknado crossover.

    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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      Here’s a review my friend sent me…

    • Human Crayon
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      Cocainenado. A giant tornado fueled by cocaine rips through towns and cities, leaving every living thing a fiending monster.

      Alternate name: Blownado

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      Before that, we gonna have Cocaine Dog

  • yak
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    3•2 years ago

    At least they’ll be too busy talking about themselves to eat you, not that they’ll be hungry anyway.

  • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    B-Movie in 3, 2, 1…

  • @Stuka@lemmy.ml
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    1•2 years ago

    Next sharknado hook just leaked

  • TWeaK
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    1•2 years ago

    Is cocaine a hallucinogen now?

    • ndguardian
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      2•2 years ago

      Theoretically it could be for sharks, given their brains are significantly different from ours. I’d find it doubtful though. Only way we could find out for sure is testing.

      • TWeaK
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        Only way we could find out for sure is testing.

        Rather you than me. Sharks are scary enough without cocaine.

        • ndguardian
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          2•2 years ago

          Challenge accepted. Now I just need sharks. And cocaine.

          • TWeaK
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            3•2 years ago

            Scratch that, just the cocaine.

  • @calebcharles@slrpnk.net
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    1•2 years ago

    Somebody get Ian Ziering’s agent.

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