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baconsanga to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

You're on death row and you have one final meal. What is it?

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You're on death row and you have one final meal. What is it?

baconsanga to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • defunct_punk
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    26•2 years ago

    10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours

    • @morphballganon@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Along the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala

    • baconsangaOP
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      6•2 years ago

      The final say

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    13•2 years ago

    An all you can eat buffet. If I eat real slowly, the meal never ends!

    • kratoz29
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      4•2 years ago

      Or you could die chocked… Die on your own way!

      • @PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        Power to the people!

  • @callouscomic@lemm.ee
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    12•2 years ago

    The Rich

    • baconsangaOP
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      2•2 years ago

      Yes! I want this printed on a t shirt.

  • Octospider
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    9•2 years ago

    The antidote to whatever posion they are about to give me

  • @naalo@lemm.ee
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    9•2 years ago

    My victims

    • baconsangaOP
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      4•2 years ago

      I love this answer hahaha

    • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦
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      2•2 years ago

      whoa hol’up

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    8•2 years ago

    I’ll be dead the next day, so I’d say just give the meal to some homeless person.

    • baconsangaOP
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      4•2 years ago

      This is wholesome! Good on you.

      • Octospider
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        6•2 years ago

        He’s on death row… So maybe he’s not that wholesome.

        • baconsangaOP
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          2•2 years ago

          Haha yeah but why is he on death row?

          • MaggiWuerze
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            6•2 years ago

            Ate some homeless person

  • Sagrotan
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    8•2 years ago

    A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald’s Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it’s better to go than to stay.

    • baconsangaOP
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      6•2 years ago

      And a non existent icecream because the machine is broken

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    2 years ago

    8 pc fried chicken (popeye’s), 6 slices of cornbread, half of a meatloaf, 1 portion of mashed potatoes, 2 scoops of mint chocolate, 2 scoops of cookies and cream (another container), 2 slices of chocolate and vanilla flavored tres leches cake, and finish it off with a creme brulee. Drink wise just water (just not shit dasani or aquafina) so I can enjoy the flavors

    • @CubbyTustard@reddthat.com
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      7•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • baconsangaOP
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        6•2 years ago

        I hate this. Not fair for one person to ruin it for all.

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        Oh yeah that super racist guy heard about him through a papameat video his was absolutely insane. He was an actual piece of human shit through the very end

    • baconsangaOP
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      4•2 years ago

      Good answer. I also have water with my dinner for the same reason.

  • @rhacer@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Tomahawk pork chops, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, chardonnay.

    • baconsangaOP
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      4•2 years ago

      That sounds glorious! Not had it myself but might have to now.

  • @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7•2 years ago

    My accuser.

  • @Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Medium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.

    • @creamed_eels@toast.ooo
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      7•2 years ago

      Pees and wiped cream, this convict knows how to go out on a high note!

    • @CubbyTustard@reddthat.com
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      deleted by creator

  • @LemmyFeed@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Freedom. Check mate.

  • @EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    6•2 years ago

    A nice dish of Presidential Pardon with some pre-signed Bill Gates blank checks on the side

  • @HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works
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    Removed by mod

  • @sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz
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    5•2 years ago

    Arsenic.

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