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Jungle George 🌴 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

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Jungle George 🌴 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • MudMan
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    2 years ago

    What do you mean, “imagine”? Have you met the British?

    • Jungle George 🌴OP
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      29•2 years ago

      Sadly, yes 🥲

      • @MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works
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        13•2 years ago

        I’m sorry you had to go through that.

    • andrew
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      4•2 years ago

      Yes we’ve had boss, but what about second boss? Viscountsies?

  • LegionEris [she/her]
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    62•2 years ago

    And then he eats your slow old dad with that kid and they sing a little song about it.

    • balderdash
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      7•2 years ago

      ~it’s the ciiiiiircle of liiiiife~

  • Flying SquidM
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    2 years ago

    I like it when the boss who shows off his son to the employees tells his son later on that it’s okay to eat the employees because philosophy.

  • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    29•2 years ago

    People into royals do this yea

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    Well he’s your king, king of Pride Land. Don’t ask him how he become king though

    • Decoy321M
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      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords?

      • Annoyed_🦀 A
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        It’s a swallow

        • @ScrollerBall@lemmy.world
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          6•2 years ago

          Strange women lying in ponds distributing swallows?

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            7•2 years ago

            European or African?

            • Flying SquidM
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              4•2 years ago

              I don’t know that!

  • @MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world
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    14•2 years ago

    Waking up early to look at animals is my favorite thing about being in Africa.

  • @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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    11•2 years ago

    Yay fudalism.

  • chillbo_baggins
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    6•2 years ago

    Elephants for President

    • Jungle George 🌴OP
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      Elephants? I’m sorry that’s just wrong. They trample over everything. I think you’ll find my fine fellow Mister Zebra over here is a far more suitable candidate 🦓

      • @oolio@feddit.de
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        Yet you will find that the true power is held by the parliament of owls.

        • Jungle George 🌴OP
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          Do they even give a hoot? 🦉

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            They give SEVERAL hoots!

            They don’t care, though 🤷

          • Flying SquidM
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            4•2 years ago

            I know an especially frightening owl that does.

    • @dustyData@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      There’s a Babar remake. But he was an autocratic totalitarian.

    • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1•2 years ago

      Giraffe for pm!

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      Elephants miss the fine details of the world.

      I’d suggest owls instead, they look wise.

  • vraton.dev
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    2•2 years ago

    Lion king is a out LGBT+ couple raising a kid and prove i qas worng

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