I used to think human rights were unconditional, but then someone told me that Palestinians are actually homophobic, so as any rational person capable of critical thinking and nuanced thought would do, I abandoned all of my values and pivoted to support for apartheid.

They made an excellent point, namely that I should support the murder and displacement of homophobes, which is why I propose the following.

Every queer person in North America will come together and form a milita. I’ll assume George Soros will pay for everything. For your first mission, you’ll take over the state of Florida. I have it on good authority from Conservatives that the US military has gone woke, so I expect them to cooperate with you.

To any Floridians reading this, you have 24 hours to leave before you are crushed under the high heels of the Pink Army. You brought this on yourself by voting for Ron Desantis. Do not resist. Bigots deserve bombs. Anyone who is opposed to this is a homophobe who supports Hamas and is literally worse than Hitler.

QUEER PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES!

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    Do they think the entirety of Iranian women, Chinese Uyghurs, or literally anyone else they want to “free” are secular liberals lol. These people want me to shake hands with Nazis in congress but get mad because I’m not okay with bombing random people because they might be homophonic?

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    Reminds me of the start of Ukraine, when NAFO losers were touting the based trans troops of the US against the evil homophobic russians, only thing I could think of was ‘how the fuck do you think trans people are generally treated here?? Have you read anything about terf island, your based NATO ally??’

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    The joys of homonationalism - unfortunate name tbh - a cornerstone of western supremacist liberals and fascists since at least Pim Fortuyn’s electoral campaign in the 2002 Dutch elections.

    Also TIL he was one of those new left clowns that became a renegade in the late 80s.

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      A lot of the people that hold these positions are also the people that write articles along the lines of

      “I met with gay rights activists in country-where-being-gay-has-the-death-penalty to show how little I a London based journalist fear reprisals here are their names and addresses”

    • M68040 [they/them]
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      Just straight people using us as a mask and not us asserting ourselves over everyone else once and for all? 1985

      • panopticon [comrade/them]
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        Maybe the rest of the middle east would also be far ahead if the US hadn’t toppled any progressive, democratic government in the region that made too many socialistic noises

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          They also ban interfaith marriage within the country but recognize them from abroad lol

          Also, when I googled interfaith marriage in Israel the third result was an op-ed from Israel’s former deputy communications director, saying outside interfaith marriages are a “grave threat to the future of the Jewish people” yea

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          Also it means you’re only allowed to have a same-sex or interfaith marriage if you can return after leaving the country, making them effectively illegal for Palestinians.

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        assuming a standard rate of 10% of the population being lgbt and 1% being trans, the IDF is currently conducting a terror campaign on 200,000 lgbt people, which includes 20,000 trans people, in the Gaza strip. Sounds like their record on LGBT rights is so good!

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    For your first mission, you’ll take over the state of Florida. I have it on good authority from Conservatives that the US military has gone woke, so I expect them to cooperate with you.

    To any Floridians reading this, you have 24 hours to leave before you are crushed under the high heels of the Pink Army. You brought this on yourself by voting for Ron Desantis.

    sicko-wistful

    I honestly can’t think of a country whose army I wouldn’t support invading and occupying this cursed place. Cuba would be the ideal choice, but I’d even greet ukkk troops as liberators. Please someone my people yearn for freedom.

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    I used to think human rights were unconditional, but then someone told me that Palestinians are actually homophobic, so as any rational person capable of critical thinking and nuanced thought would do, I abandoned all of my values and pivoted to support for apartheid.

    “acktchyually gays are racist so homophobia is good”

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    Naturally, they’ll also be dropping bombs on the homes of anyone who writes/hosts for The Daily Wire.

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    Don’t tell any of those people who claim Isn’trael is a queer-friendly place how Mossad regularly blackmails LGBTQ peoplem

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    It’s very interesting the people who have spent the past year demonizing Trans people suddenly declare themselves an athourity on what queer people can and can’t protest

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      They’re so focused on being racist islamophobes that they’ve forgotten how to to be queerphobes. Remember last month when they thought us queers could turn kids gay with library books? Yet they haven’t considered the possibility of harnessing that power against Hamas.

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      Liberals are always surprised by the outcome when they create false scarcity in a community and then crush any left opposition that offers a non-reactionary explanation for why people are suffering.